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Welcome to Smorgapovia.com

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Well done Jethrah

With only slightly more effort than using a canned meme you've found your way to this site.

......Now you've possibly, unwittingly become part of some sort of trippy Social Experiment and maybe even exposed yourself to Olde World Digital VD via your earbuds.


So?? WHAT???.......You want a fucking cookie?

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For Googling this?? Really??

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.....A'ight then, wipe that purple crayon eating smile from your mouth long enough to sign up below for more stories and tall tales about Smorgapovia and its many inhabitants.

Do that, and I just may send you one.(I hope you like Flan Flavored everything)

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So Get Up In There!!

If you're into fantastical, sometimes dark humor in imaginary lands with an element of WTAF,.......sign on.
BELIEVE ME, we haven't scratched the surface yet with that little breadcrumb that led you here. This is humor for those with a thick skin, a vivid imagination and a strong consititution. A constitution much like the one your grandfather's gay lover must have. Just get up in there and deal with it ya know?

The intent of the email distro list is to send a message out before each new drop to give the "locals" the first opp to score some Fuggit Tees (and others?) SWAG along with additional opportunities related to all things Smorgapovia. (Note that praise, adulation, insults or observations from the Fuggit Tees Shoppe may or may not be included with prizes whether you like it or not).

Videos, statements, clues and maybe even a manifesto or three will be issued across our various media channels moving forward.

Use that AOL account and follow ALL of those platforms so you don't miss out Erkel.


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Come on. You've read this far. Use that burner email.

We know you gave it to StuffedAnimalAnuses.com

We're AT LEAST as trustworthy as those lunatics.

Give us your boss' email. WDGAF, and she won't either after she meets us.

Just check it every few days, as new content is now starting to roll off of the presses (the presses are where we squeeze the content from the Crypto Turnips, but more on that later).


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Six Steps to Join In the Revelry:

  1. First, turn down that hillbilly grin of yours. Your mullet and Joe Dirt facial statement is plenty without showing us all of your teeth. Please....just throttle back a bit....it's bogging the servers down. You too Suzy-Q. The only award you are winning for that haircut is from us, and you may not like it.

  2. Now….Quit laughing, and quit fucking looking over your shoulder for "Digital VD". (you can't see it...it's in your fukn ears Jethrah)

  3. Sign up for an occasional email indicating new content or special info for collaborators/supporters only.

  4. Pay TF attention (at least a little) to that burner account.

  5. Sit back and enjoy munching on that second box of Crayolas while scooping new info about your soon to be favorite characters on Smorgapovia.com

  6. Prizes and bonuses will be handed out with no more effort than it takes someone to bag your Aunt Coochie after a few shots of sweet vermouth….



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SO what are you waiting for? There are possibly pictures of OTHER people's naked grandparents too!

So GET UP IN THERE!

Sign up....and we'll send you a lil somin' somin' for that burner AOL account of yours.


...Enjoy the Ride.

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*****Note that some random transmissions may just show naked pictures of your grandfather (if in season). You may not like it, but some of the twisted up peeps here surely will, so settle down with that attitude about your grandfolks Poindexter, or you're not going to like this ride. You are about to hear some disturbing stories.*****


*****There'll be no clutching of pearls here unless they're organic, sustainable, freshwater jewels of anal quality or higher and in proper placement.

Get over your hangups and come learn the history of Smorgapovia. It is rich and checkered, and at times, VERY disturbing.*****

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Word to ALL ya'lls G-Mas and G-Pas. 

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